Top 15 Funny Google Search Suggestions

Chuck Norris vs. GoogleDo you know that Google is a good place to have a fun? In fact, it not only delivers you best search results, but also suggests what exactly you might be looking for on the basis of your query beginning. All the suggestions are ranged by overall popularity, so it’s also nice to learn what people ask Google most of all. Ok, let’s see what the search autocomplete feature will amuse us with!

1.¬†10 reasons to…

10 reasons to...

Leaving aside the gay issue, let’s think who should you date… According to Google, dancers are the best boyfriends. Still I guess what advantages does a cheerleader have before a football player?

2. Can Chuck Norris…

can chuck norris...

Chuck Norris is an epic hero of world¬†martial¬†cinematography and Internet memes¬†which portray him as an all-mighty and¬†immortal¬†warrior. That’s why there are so many queries about Chuck’s capabilities!

3. Is it legal…

is it legal...

Have you ever tried to drive barefoot? Relax, this is not illegal, just uncomfortable. While the question about YouTube video download¬†is unclear, it’s surely¬†forbidden to carry a knife¬†in public¬†by law in many countries.

4. Why Justin Bieber…

why Justin Bieber...

Do you also wonder why Mr. Bieber is so famous at his 18? No idea about why he is better than Slash, either.

5. Why she…why she...

These are pressing men’s questions: “Why women spend so much on shopping?”, “Why do they always feel fat?”, etc. The list may be continued endlessly.

6. Where is…where is...

Why do so many people want to know where poor Chuck is? Maybe, the problem is in the absent mind?

7.¬†Why Google is…why google is...

Google users haven’t decided yet what Google is: evil or god. Still they are sure that is it definitely better than Bing and Apple. Who knows…

8. Why I never…why i nener...

I’ve never used agave neither in cooking nor medicine and I’m quite happy with it. It’s weird that people ask Google trying to solve their problem of loneliness. Why Google should be in the know why you’re not married yet?

9.¬†What’s the most…what's the most...

Entering this query, I expected to see “what’s the most interesting book” or “what’s the most dangerous place”… However, people are more interested in Pokemons and blood types.¬†Queer!

10.¬†Is it possible…is it possible...

Do you also feel allergic to water? Actually, this is not only possible, but quite common!

11.¬†My boyfriend…my boyfriend...

What’s the worse that can happen after your¬†boyfriend breaks up with you? He can write a book about you! So watch out! :)

12.¬†Why won’t…why won't...

How many troubles people can have! Dog doesn’t eat, iPod doesn’t sync, hair doesn’t grow, even video can’t be uploaded to Facebook! Maybe, it’s better to upload it to YouTube?

13.¬†What do…what do...

Don’t you know what to feed your turtle with? Google is your best help!

14. Is it ok…

is it ok…

Haven’t decided which dress to wear to a wedding? White is so commonplace, why not¬†¬†think about a black wedding dress? By the way, have a look at our roundup of top fashion apps.

15.¬†I’m a…I'm a...

We all know the songs “I’m a little teapot” and “I’m a believer”. Having googled “I’m a banana” and “I’m a farmer and grow it” I discovered two YouTube hits, both a la Smosh or¬†ShaneDawson channels.

 

And what funny Google suggestions have you noticed?

 


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