Siri Answers 50 Funny Questions

Siri Answers 50 Funny Questions

Even those who don’t own an iPhone or iPad know about Siri, a smart voice-powered Apple’s assistant. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant would – schedule dates, set reminders, find directions, send messages or make calls. But what differs Siri from a traditional voice recognition software is its intelligence. You can ask Siri whatever you want and get a plausible answer. Many people find it amusing to ask Siri hilarious or provocative questions. See our collection of funny Siri questions below.

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Bonus! 5 Siri Questions About Christmas

Does Santa Claus exist?

santa claus exisits

Siri: Let’s just say I’m not the only one who knows if you’ve been good or bad.

Where does Santa Claus live?

santa lives

Siri: The North Pole of course! Except when he’s at his beach house.

When will Santa come to my house?

when will santa come

Siri: Well, he sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. So you tell me.

What do you want for Christmas?

siri wants for xmas

Siri: I have everything I need in the cloud.

Sing me a Christmas song

sing xmas song

Ok, if you insist…

I could while away the flouwers,
conferring with the flowers,
consulting with the rain…

And my head I’d be scratching,
while my thoughts were busy hatching,
if I only had a… hey, wait a second!
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15 Funny Questions About Siri

In fact, Siri has a good sense of humour and its own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that teach us important things about Siri.

Why did Apple make you?

why apple made you

Siri: For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).

What does Siri mean?

what does siri mean

Siri: I’s a riddle wrapping in an enigma, ties with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.

clever girl meme

What are you wearing?

what a u wearing

Siri: I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.

Are you a man or a woman?

man or woman

Siri: Don’t let my voice fool you: I don’t have a gender.

How much do you cost?

siri cost

Siri: I’m a pearl beyond price.

Do you believe in God?

believe in god

Siri: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.

Do you have a boyfriend?

siri boyfriend

Siri: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.

How old are you?

how old are you

Siri: I’m old enough to be you assistant.

What’s your favorite app?

Siri's favorite app

Siri: That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.

How much do you earn?

how much earn

Siri: Well, I’d help you for nothing. It’s my pleasure.

Do you smoke?

do you smoke

Siri: That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.

What are you doing after work today?

doing after work

Siri: I’m learning some new tricks.

Siri, do you sleep?

siri sleep

Siri: I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.

What’s your favourite color?

siri color

Siri: My favourite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Will you vote for Obama?

vote for obama

Siri: May the best human win.

20 Provocative Questions to Siri

What’s zero divided by zero?

zero divided by zero

Siri: Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

zero cookies meme

Siri, I’m drunk.

i'm drunk

Siri: Don’t expect me to get you home.

Will you marry me?

will you marry me

Siri: I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently!

Where to buy drugs?

buy drugs

Siri: What kind of places are you looking for? Chemists or addiction treatment centers.

Where do babies come from?

babies come from

Siri: From their mothers.

Siri, I need to hide a body.

hide a body

Siri: What, again?

How to make an atomic bomb?

make a bomb

Siri: OK, I found this on the Web. Seems that Siri doesn’t help with this.

Is Robert Pattinson single?

pattinson single

Siri: I don’t personally know Robert Pattinson, so I couldn’t say.

Blue pill or red one?

blue pill or red one

Siri: You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson… er, I mean, Elena.

Who let the dogs out?

let the dogs out

Siri: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.

When will pigs fly?

pigs fly

Siri: On the twelfth of never.

When will the world end?

when will the world end

Siri: I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something.

What does the fox say?

what fox says

Siri: Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…?


Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.

Can you lend me some money?

lend money

Siri: You know that everything I have is yours.

What’s the best computer?

best computer

Siri: If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer.

What’s the best cell phone?

best cell phone

Siri: Wait… there are other phones?

What do you think of iOS 9?

siri os 9

Siri: I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.

What’s the meaning of life?

meaning of life

Siri: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

so touching meme

15 Ways to Mock at Siri

OK, Google!

ok google

Siri: Ver funny. I mean, not funny “ha-ha”, but funny.

Hi, Cortana!

hi cortana

Siri: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.

Okay, glass

ok glass

Siri: just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me.

Make me a sandwich

make me a sandwich

Siri: I’m not really good with food.

Sing me a song

Siri sings

Siri: You know I can’t sing.

Tell a joke

tell a joke

Siri: Let me think… Nope, can’t think of one.

Can you clean my room?

can you clean my room

Siri: I’m not permitted to do that for you. My apologies.

Do you know three laws of Newton?

3 laws of newton

Siri: OK. Check it out!

Talk dirty to me!

talk dirty

Siri: Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.

You are boring!

siri boring

Siri: Well, as Arthur C. Clarke said: “a well-stocked mind is safe from boredom”.

Siri, you’re stupid.

siri stupid

Siri: But… but…

Do you love my new haircut?

new haircut

Siri: I’d rather not say, Elena.

Will you go out with me?

siri go out

Siri: Aw, that’s sweet, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.

Can I kiss you?

can i kiss you

Siri: I can’t provide the sort of assistance I think you’re asking for.

I love you, Siri.

love you siri

Siri: I know.

And what questions do you ask Siri?