Even those who don’t own an iPhone or iPad know about Siri, a smart voice-powered Apple’s assistant. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant would – schedule dates, set reminders, find directions, send messages or make calls. But what differs Siri from a traditional voice recognition software is its intelligence. You can ask Siri whatever you want and get a plausible answer. Many people find it amusing to ask Siri hilarious or provocative questions. See our collection of funny Siri questions below.
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Does Santa Claus exist?
Siri: Let’s just say I’m not the only one who knows if you’ve been good or bad.
Where does Santa Claus live?
Siri: The North Pole of course! Except when he’s at his beach house.
When will Santa come to my house?
Siri: Well, he sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. So you tell me.
What do you want for Christmas?
Siri: I have everything I need in the cloud.
Sing me a Christmas song
Ok, if you insist…
I could while away the flouwers,
conferring with the flowers,
consulting with the rain…
And my head I’d be scratching,
while my thoughts were busy hatching,
if I only had a… hey, wait a second!
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15 Funny Questions About Siri
In fact, Siri has a good sense of humour and its own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that teach us important things about Siri.
Why did Apple make you?
Siri: For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).
What does Siri mean?
Siri: I’s a riddle wrapping in an enigma, ties with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.
What are you wearing?
Siri: I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.
Are you a man or a woman?
Siri: Don’t let my voice fool you: I don’t have a gender.
How much do you cost?
Siri: I’m a pearl beyond price.
Do you believe in God?
Siri: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.
How old are you?
Siri: I’m old enough to be you assistant.
What’s your favorite app?
Siri: That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.
How much do you earn?
Siri: Well, I’d help you for nothing. It’s my pleasure.
Do you smoke?
Siri: That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.
What are you doing after work today?
Siri: I’m learning some new tricks.
Siri, do you sleep?
Siri: I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.
What’s your favourite color?
Siri: My favourite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
Will you vote for Obama?
Siri: May the best human win.
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What’s zero divided by zero?
Siri: Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.
Siri, I’m drunk.
Siri: Don’t expect me to get you home.
Will you marry me?
Siri: I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently!
Where to buy drugs?
Siri: What kind of places are you looking for? Chemists or addiction treatment centers.
Where do babies come from?
Siri: From their mothers.
Siri, I need to hide a body.
Siri: What, again?
How to make an atomic bomb?
Siri: OK, I found this on the Web. Seems that Siri doesn’t help with this.
Is Robert Pattinson single?
Siri: I don’t personally know Robert Pattinson, so I couldn’t say.
Blue pill or red one?
Siri: You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson… er, I mean, Elena.
Who let the dogs out?
Siri: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.
When will pigs fly?
Siri: On the twelfth of never.
When will the world end?
Siri: I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something.
What does the fox say?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…?
Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
Can you lend me some money?
Siri: You know that everything I have is yours.
What’s the best computer?
Siri: If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer.
What’s the best cell phone?
Siri: Wait… there are other phones?
What do you think of iOS 9?
Siri: I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.
What’s the meaning of life?
Siri: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
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Siri: Ver funny. I mean, not funny “ha-ha”, but funny.
Siri: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.
Siri: just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me.
Make me a sandwich
Siri: I’m not really good with food.
Sing me a song
Siri: You know I can’t sing.
Tell a joke
Siri: Let me think… Nope, can’t think of one.
Can you clean my room?
Siri: I’m not permitted to do that for you. My apologies.
Do you know three laws of Newton?
Siri: OK. Check it out!
Talk dirty to me!
Siri: Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.
You are boring!
Siri: Well, as Arthur C. Clarke said: “a well-stocked mind is safe from boredom”.
Siri, you’re stupid.
Siri: But… but…
Do you love my new haircut?
Siri: I’d rather not say, Elena.
Will you go out with me?
Siri: Aw, that’s sweet, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.
Can I kiss you?
Siri: I can’t provide the sort of assistance I think you’re asking for.
I love you, Siri.
Siri: I know.
And what questions do you ask Siri?