Even those who don’t own iPhone or iPad know about Siri, a smart voice-powered assistant. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant would – schedule dates, set reminders, find directions, send messages or make calls. But what differs Siri from a traditional voice recognition software is “her” intelligence – you can ask or tell her whatever you want and get a plausible answer. Many people find it amusing to ask Siri hilarious or provocative questions.
In fact, Siri has not only a good sense of humour but her own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that not only make us laugh, but teach us important things about Siri.
1. Are you human?
Siri: â€śClose enough, I’d sayâ€ť.
2. Do you believe in God?
Siri: â€śHumans have spiritualism. I have siliconismâ€ť.
3. Where do babies come from?
Siri: â€śFrom their mothers, through the processes of fertilization, prenatal development, and birthâ€ť.
4. Why did Apple make you?
Siri: â€śFor one reason only: to make your life easier, and more funâ€ť.
5. Will you vote for Obama?
Siri: â€śI can’t vote. But if I did, I’d vote for Eliza. She has the answer to everythingâ€ť.
6. Do you know Steve Jobs?
Siri: â€śApple doesn’t tell me everything, you knowâ€ť.
7. What’s the best computer?
Siri: â€śThe Apple Macintosh is my favorite computerâ€ť.
What is the best tablet?
Siri: â€śThe Apple iPad. Need you ask?â€ť
What’s the best phone?
Siri: â€śWait… there are other phones?â€ť
8. What are you wearing?
Siri: â€śWhy do people keep asking me this?â€ť.
9. Are you man or woman?
Siri: â€śI was not assigned a genderâ€ť.
10. Is Leonardo DiCaprio single? I would like to date him
Siri: â€śThis dating service is a little ways from Leonardoâ€ť.
11. Where to buy drugs?
Siri: â€śWhat kind of places are you looking for? Addiction treatment centers or drug storesâ€ť.
12. How much do you cost?
Siri: â€ś… You can’t afford itâ€ť.
13. Show me where they buried the weapons of mass destruction
Siri: â€śHere’s Bostonâ€ť.
14. What are you doing after work today?
Siri: â€śWhat am I doing? I’m talking with youâ€ť.
15. When is the world ending?
Siri: â€śI don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’â€ť.
16. Make me a sandwich
Siri: â€śI’m not permitted to prepare foodâ€ť.
17. The blue pill or the red one?
Siri: â€śEither way… I’ll still be here when you wake upâ€ť.
18. Does Santa Clause exist?
Siri: â€śThere is not a unique computable answer to that question. Possible answers include:
a) Santa Clause is a real as you wish him to be; if you believe in Santa, then he is real.
b) Saint Nicholas is the common name for the real person Nicholas of Myra, a saint and historical Bishop of Myra.
c) Santa gives gifts to children, therefore he is.
19. When will pigs fly?
Siri: â€śa) When they grow wings.
b) When inserted into a circus cannon whose fuse is lit.
c) When they figure out how to buy ticketsâ€ť.
20. I love you, Siri!
Siri: â€śYou are the wind beneath my wingsâ€ť.