iPhone is a smart phone. When you send a text message, it checks spelling mistakes and corrects your writing. Like Siri, iPhone autocorrect has a good sense of humor and often replaces original phases with funny, weird or even scandalous expressions.
Since coming to iPhone in 2012 autocorrect got much smarter, but unique exceptions are still hilarious. Compare best autocorrect failures of 2012 and 2015!
Here are the top 17 craziest autocorrect fails of 2012 that make us burst into laughing:
1. Bad dialog after first date
Girl: Thank you again for an amazing first date
Boy: Any time. When’s the second date? I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours. Oh, NO! I’m so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it
2. Worst “Happy Birthday” wish to husband
Wife: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to dead husband! Happy Birthday to you!
Husband: Thanks. I assume you meant “dear”.
Wife: Yes!!! I mean that is a crazy autocorrect! Sorry babe.
3. Friday fun
Boy: Can’t wait to see you babe.
Girl: It’s Friday. I’m getting pregnant tonight!
Boy: Shouldn’t we talk first?
Girl: Oh my God! I wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant
Boy: I almost had a heart attack!
4. Song about “Hamster Paradise”
A: I’m gangster. I’m a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me. STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!
B: Been spendin’ most of their lives in the hamster paradise.
A: Don’t make fun of me
5. Crazy cooking
Woman: Babe I don’t feel like cooking. Can you bring home human beef?
Men: WTF Beth? Human beef?
Woman: I’m laughing so hard.
6. I’ll be black
A: I’ll be black in a minute
A: I meant BACK. Freaking autocorrect.
7. The date wasn’t all right
Boy 1: How was the date?
Boy 2: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left
Boy 1: Killing her seems a bit harsh.
Boy 2: KISSED, wtf
8. Finding a pencil for exam
A: Can I get my pencil back? I have an exam in 30.
B: yeah. I’ll get it out of my lover.
A: Haha. You and Dan are into some kinky stuff.
B: *Locker. Love it!
9. New color for a room
A: Are you done painting Jason’s living room yet? What’s the color?
B: Just finished. It’s called period red.
A: Dude. No!
B: Sh*t! It’s called Persian red! I got autocorrected. Epic fail!
10. About an acquaintance
A: In the 8th grade my best friend was a girl just like you with redbreasts
A: oh!!! RED HAIR!
11. What to do when you miss someone
Boy: I miss you too
Girl: Don’t think I’m weird but I’m sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom It smells like you and it makes me feel better when you’re not here!
Boy: WHAT?! If you’re trying to be cute or funny it’s not working
Girl: Oh my God!!!! *SHIRTS*
12. Surprise dinner from mom
Mom: Are you hungry? There’s a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s your favorite.
Kid: Starving. I hope you shaved pussy. OMG!! I meant porkkk shaved pork. It was the worst autocorrect of my life.
13. Break her finger
Q: How did Emily break her finger?
Julian: Her finger got stuck in my butthole
14. I’m coming over
A: I’m coming over and I’m bringing cold hermaphrodites
B: Uh, no!
15. It’s national coming out day
John: It’s national coming out gay
John: omg! DAY!
16. You type good
Tyler: He won’t stop plowing me though. It’s annoying
Sam: You type good
17. Open your pool
April: It’s so hot. You should open your poophole for me this weekend
Look at the fresh list of 2015 autocorrect pearls below!
18. I’ll bring a blanet
Alana: I’ll bring a blanet and we’ll make it a cut dick date
19. You’re so fatter
Rena: You’re so fatter
FARR***** It’s autocorrect!
20. I am gollum
Aren: I am not mom. I am gollum. You are precioussssssssssssssssssssss
21. To smoke or not to smoke
Kailie: To smoke or not to smoke that is the weed question
A: My dad on this phone.
22. Canon… canine… cordon
Mom: Canon… canine… cordon… crib…
23. You wanna go babdos?
Esme: you wanna go babdos? babdos?
24. I rest all weekend
A: I rest all weekend and may as well milk myseld
Kill! no milking!
B: That was funny
25. I try not
A: I try not to poke beats
26. Shower and get ready
Ryan: I’m gonna cunt back and shower and get ready
Ryan: Oops hahaha
27. Kobe you
Mallory: Miss you
A: Kobe you
A: LOVE YOU!
28. You are vehicular
A: You are vehicular!!
B: Haha your phone doesn’t agree
29. I’m going to get drunk
Brook: I’m going to get drunk and sleep on my dads body
B: WHAT??? Did you proofread the last sentence?
Brook: Omg! I’m crying! Boatttttt
30. Can you trim my moist acne
Matt: Can you trim my moist acne
31. Go finger the girl
A: No, go finger the girl!
A : Oh, no! I mean find! Oh, tablet!
32. I looove rap
B: I looove rap uncle nozomi
33. So I was tight then?
A: So I was tight then?
B: Nice autocorrect fail again
Tiffany: But Saturday night could be flogger by different
A: Flogger? Auto correct…
Tell us what you think! Did iPhone autocorrect get smarter now?