iPhone is a smartphone. When you send a text message, it checks spelling mistakes and corrects your writing. Like Siri, iPhone autocorrect has a good sense of humor and often replaces original phases with funny, epic or even scandalous expressions.
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1. Bad dialog after the first date
Girl: Thank you again for an amazing first date
Boy: Any time. When’s the second date? I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours. Oh, NO! I’m so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it.
2. Worst “Happy Birthday” wish to husband
Wife: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to dead husband! Happy Birthday to you!
Husband: Thanks. I assume you meant “dear”.
Wife: Yes!!! I mean that is a crazy autocorrect! Sorry babe.
3. Friday fun
Boy: Can’t wait to see you babe.
Girl: It’s Friday. I’m getting pregnant tonight!
Boy: Shouldn’t we talk first?
Girl: Oh my God! I wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant
Boy: I almost had a heart attack!
4. Song about “Hamster Paradise”
A: I’m gangster. I’m a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me. STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!
B: Been spendin’ most of their lives in the hamster paradise.
A: Don’t make fun of me
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5. Crazy cooking
Woman: Babe I don’t feel like cooking. Can you bring home human beef?
Men: WTF Beth? Human beef?
Woman: I’m laughing so hard.
6. I’ll be black
A: I’ll be black in a minute
A: I meant BACK. Freaking autocorrect.
7. The date wasn’t all right
Boy 1: How was the date?
Boy 2: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left
Boy 1: Killing her seems a bit harsh.
Boy 2: KISSED, wtf
8. Finding a pencil for exam
A: Can I get my pencil back? I have an exam in 30.
B: yeah. I’ll get it out of my lover.
A: Haha. You and Dan are into some kinky stuff.
B: *Locker. Love it!
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9. New color for a room
A: Are you done painting Jason’s living room yet? What’s the color?
B: Just finished. It’s called period red.
A: Dude. No!
B: Sh*t! It’s called Persian red! I got autocorrected. Epic fail!
10. About an acquaintance
A: In the 8th grade my best friend was a girl just like you with redbreasts
A: oh!!! RED HAIR!
11. What to do when you miss someone
Boy: I miss you too
Girl: Don’t think I’m weird but I’m sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom 🙂 It smells like you and it makes me feel better when you’re not here!
Boy: WHAT?! If you’re trying to be cute or funny it’s not working
Girl: Oh my God!!!! *SHIRTS*
12. Surprise dinner from mom
Mom: Are you hungry? There’s a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s your favorite.
Kid: Starving. I hope you shaved pussy. OMG!! I meant porkkk shaved pork. It was the worst autocorrect of my life.
13. Break her finger
Q: How did Emily break her finger?
Julian: Her finger got stuck in my butthole
14. I’m coming over
A: I’m coming over and I’m bringing cold hermaphrodites
B: Uh, no!
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15. It’s national coming out day
John: It’s national coming out gay
John: omg! DAY!
16. You type good
Tyler: He won’t stop plowing me though. It’s annoying
Sam: You type good
17. Open your pool
April: It’s so hot. You should open your poophole for me this weekend 🙂
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18. I’ll bring a blanket
Alana: I’ll bring a blanket and we’ll make it a cut dick date
19. You’re so fatter
Rena: You’re so fatter
FARR***** It’s autocorrect!
20. I am gollum
Aren: I am not mom. I am gollum. You are precioussssssssssssssssssssss.
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21. To smoke or not to smoke
Kailie: To smoke or not to smoke that is the weed question
A: My dad on this phone.
22. Canon… canine… cordon
Mom: Canon… canine… cordon… crib…
23. You wanna go babdos?
Esme: you wanna go babdos? babdos?
24. I rest all weekend
A: I rest all weekend and may as well milk myseld
Kill! no milking!
B: That was funny 🙂
25. I try not
A: I try not to poke beats
26. Shower and get ready
Ryan: I’m gonna cunt back and shower and get ready
Ryan: Oops hahaha
27. Kobe you
Mallory: Miss you
A: Kobe you
A: LOVE YOU!
28. You are vehicular
A: You are vehicular!!
B: Haha your phone doesn’t agree
29. I’m going to get drunk
Brook: I’m going to get drunk and sleep on my dads body
B: WHAT??? Did you proofread the last sentence?
Brook: Omg! I’m crying! Boatttttt
30. Can you trim my moist acne
Matt: Can you trim my moist acne
31. Go finger the girl
A: No, go finger the girl!
A : Oh, no! I mean find! Oh, tablet!
32. I looove rap
B: I looove rap uncle nozomi
33. So I was tight then?
A: So I was tight then?
B: Nice autocorrect fail again
Tiffany: But Saturday night could be flogger by different
A: Flogger? Auto correct…
Tell us what you think! Did iPhone autocorrect get smarter now?